A-Rod Inserted into Madonna

Just like your Starbucks I am sure you are all craving your A-Rod/Madonna (aka the Skank and the Dork) "soul mate" updates. Consider this one a big one, oh and put me down for a copy. I'll just let the tabloid do the explaining:

A sleazy cameraman is trying to flog a tape he alleges shows the singer romping with US baseball hunk Alex Rodriguez.

He is demanding a fortune for the footage he claims was shot with a hidden camera in an apartment allegedly used by the pair for secret afternoon trysts.

Last night Madonna's lawyers said they were "aware" of the lens man's claims but were not commenting.

In a series of emails fired off to media outlets, he alleged the footage was shot two months ago in an apartment owned by a pal of Madonna she knows through her devotion to the Kabbalah religion.

The video man – who is also a friend of the apartment owner – claimed he found out and secretly installed a hidden camera in the living room with the lens pointed at the sofa.

He alleged the footage he recorded showed the pop superstar romping with New York Yankees ace A-Rod.

Let's not get our hopes up here, I am still waiting on that Britney/K-Fag sex tape. This would be huge though, and although skipping Jury Duty is the closest thing I have to any sort of legal work I would imagine that breaking into an apartment and setting up a hidden camera is somewhat illegal, but I am also not an idiot and know that if true this tape can pay his legal bills and for a 1st class ticket out of this country when the cops coming knocking.

Seriously though folks we got a guy in Barry Bonds who is still innocent until proven guilty being black balled from baseball yet no one is saying anything about A-Rod being an unloyal husband. Look every single celebrity, sports star, model, etc cheats. It's that simple. But are we really gonna make Barry Bonds the enemy because he shot himself with a substance that helped entertain us when going to a baseball game? He took a substance that helped him hit a ball an extra 15 feet. A-Rod is going around sticking his penis in anything that will let him in. He called Madonna his soul mate. Where is the criticism here?

As far as Madonna, everyone knows she is a slut. She is the original Paris Hilton. But did anyone hear about the book her brother is putting out, maybe already put out, that is supposed to reveal secrets regarding her marriage to Guy Ritchie. I just don't get why everyone is bagging on Ms. Madonna calling her old, ugly, etc etc. I would do her! I don't think she is that bad. What? I don't! Okay her arms are little too muscular and wrinkly for me which is a bad combo but when the lights are out those things tend to disappear.

Nail In the Coffin

Witness the DeWalt M-16 Nail gun which can 6-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. Don't forget your hard hat and bullet proof vest.

Apple I-Ring Concept

The Apple iRing is a conceptual idea for a control playback for your Apple media devices. A simple ring which fits on a finger, it has a wireless Bluetooth connectivity with iPod and iPhone. I...must...have...it!

Heather Thomas is (HOT) an Idiot

While browsing TMZ.com. I came across an interesting article (Check out the entire article here: Heather Thomas -- U.S.A. Is Fall Guy for 9/11)

In short Heather Thomas thinks that the attacks of 9/11 were staged by the oil companies and that the Pentagon was bombed and not hit by a plane. Oh, and the best one...Osama Bin Laden works for the U.S. Now I am the first one to stay there are some things the government does that the best TV writers couldn't come up with, but my first question is who is Heather Thomas? And why do people care or listen to actors when they open their dumb mouth? At what point did a starving waiter, Studio City room renting, vintage clothes wearing "actor" know jack squat or think we would care about their opinion?

Sometimes I feel like these actors wanna make some sort of controversial statement to get their name out there. Here are my questions for Ms. Thomas, unless some idiot was dumb enough to marry this crazy b*&%^. Let's hire Osama Bin Laden, who represents Afghanistan and have him put together some attacks on the U.S. so we can in turn attack Iraq, who Bin Laden claimed was not part of 9/11 to get their oil. I would also like to ask where that flight disappared to if it didn't hit the Pentagon. If I recall that 9/11 Pentagon conpisracy video hit the internet years ago, but it seems like Ms. Thomas finally got her internet reconnected since her last paid gig and finally saw it. (According to IMDB she hasn't worked since 1998 in which she played a showgirl in a move called "My Giant") In my humble opinion when I wanna ask your advice it will be about what toppings I should get on my pizza at the California Pizza Kitchen.

UPDATE: I came across some pictures of Heather Thomas and I will say this...When was the last time someone who took pictures like this knew a damn thing about world affairs? On a side note, she wasn't too shabby but the general rule on girls like this are keep your clothes to a minimum and keep your mouth shut.

Video: Danica Patrick Argues with Milka Duno

Why women should be "tested" once a month before competing in a sport. Brings the term "Your being such a girl" to a whole new level.