Just like your Starbucks I am sure you are all craving your A-Rod/Madonna (aka the Skank and the Dork) "soul mate" updates. Consider this one a big one, oh and put me down for a copy. I'll just let the tabloid do the explaining:
A sleazy cameraman is trying to flog a tape he alleges shows the singer romping with US baseball hunk Alex Rodriguez.
He is demanding a fortune for the footage he claims was shot with a hidden camera in an apartment allegedly used by the pair for secret afternoon trysts.
Last night Madonna's lawyers said they were "aware" of the lens man's claims but were not commenting.
In a series of emails fired off to media outlets, he alleged the footage was shot two months ago in an apartment owned by a pal of Madonna she knows through her devotion to the Kabbalah religion.
The video man – who is also a friend of the apartment owner – claimed he found out and secretly installed a hidden camera in the living room with the lens pointed at the sofa.
He alleged the footage he recorded showed the pop superstar romping with New York Yankees ace A-Rod.
Let's not get our hopes up here, I am still waiting on that Britney/K-Fag sex tape. This would be huge though, and although skipping Jury Duty is the closest thing I have to any sort of legal work I would imagine that breaking into an apartment and setting up a hidden camera is somewhat illegal, but I am also not an idiot and know that if true this tape can pay his legal bills and for a 1st class ticket out of this country when the cops coming knocking.
Seriously though folks we got a guy in Barry Bonds who is still innocent until proven guilty being black balled from baseball yet no one is saying anything about A-Rod being an unloyal husband. Look every single celebrity, sports star, model, etc cheats. It's that simple. But are we really gonna make Barry Bonds the enemy because he shot himself with a substance that helped entertain us when going to a baseball game? He took a substance that helped him hit a ball an extra 15 feet. A-Rod is going around sticking his penis in anything that will let him in. He called Madonna his soul mate. Where is the criticism here?
As far as Madonna, everyone knows she is a slut. She is the original Paris Hilton. But did anyone hear about the book her brother is putting out, maybe already put out, that is supposed to reveal secrets regarding her marriage to Guy Ritchie. I just don't get why everyone is bagging on Ms. Madonna calling her old, ugly, etc etc. I would do her! I don't think she is that bad. What? I don't! Okay her arms are little too muscular and wrinkly for me which is a bad combo but when the lights are out those things tend to disappear.
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